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Well Hello There, I'm Joey!I work at the place where dreams come true. I love kittens, disney, Star Wars, butts, and Peter Pan collars. if you need me, i'll likely be watching the Emperor's New Groove.

shailenewoodleyssideboob:

look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.

look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.

look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.

DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.

two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged

Blaine and I found a dog online at a local shelter and it’s name was Buscemi and it legit looked like Steve Buscemi and in the photos it was one of the dog and the next one was an IDENTICAL PHOTO OF STEVE BUSCEMI…. I was so tempted guys.