i love it when theatre people are like oh soandso was so brilliat in ladeda and ohmygod the caracter choices thatoneobscuremotherfucker made changed my life
and i just nodd like i know what the fuck they’re talking about and then i walk away like…

“If I had a staple gun.. I mean.. If I was a daddy and I knew how to be safe with one.. It staple him in the face” - the 2 year old I babysit on “how to kill a monster”
my thought process
me:
geez our grass is long
me:
i guess i could go mow it..
me:
me:
me:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
me:
a princess would never mow..

we should accuire/make these.
or just make mugs for eachother cuz that would be cool.
when people seriously compliment me
it’s like
wow are you being
for real
like
god bless you and your family
and I hope all your dreams come true
amen
(via positiveeenergy)








